Who in the World Wednesdays.

Who: Jeffrey Douglas Johnson aka Jeff, aka Lil J

What: Life coach, Mentor, Spiritual Advisor, Sugar Daddy, Recent graduate, Personal stylist, and boo.

Where: From the blistering winters of Bend, Oregon to the sultry summers of South Africa, this man gets around.

When: July 9, 1985: Welcome Lil J.
April 5, 1997: Attempted to breastfeed his kitten Oliver.
March 31, 2009: Sawubona, Kari.
August 24, 2009: "Hi, Jeff I know who you are, but I don't think we've ever officially met. We never hung out when you were in Africa. I'm Amanda..."
October 15, 2009: Snip, snip, snip. = Goodbye Goldilocks, hello Papa Bear.
January 11, 2010: Departs to foreign country, leaving behind a grief-stricken girlfriend and his mildly obsessive friend...BEST friend.

Why: Because he...
-shows up unannounced to take us on adventures
-finds quality one-of-a-kind youtube videos (Salad Fingers) that inspire our own
-never questions when clothing of his becomes a permanent residence within our closet.
-The closest thing to Barth himself. Contemporary Christian Thought....A+
-his car has seat warmers.
-Ghostbuster. but really, he is.
-he reads our blog.
-he consciously consumes.
-he calls us every morning from Africa...well one of us....but it's always a treat when the speaker phone is on and he is unaware.
-It is written that only God knows the number of hairs upon our heads, we wonder if this also applies to the plethora of couches Jeff has in his house
-tolerates (but doesn't support) our 5 months of Christmas tradition.

Weird & Wacky:
-clips his fingernails into a pointed tip.
-can't appropriately fit into a onesie.
-frequently confused with lead singer of Iron & Wine, Samuel Bean*
-IQ of 240 (that's incredible for those who don't know)



It's always fun to have your favorite people along when promoting Themba. Thanks for the memories.

*
Jeff's twinsie.